Somone who Zealously defends the superiority of the Linux operating system. The typical Linux Zealot hangs around a forum or IRC channel and answers questions that blatently refer to Microsoft windows with questions like "What operating system are you using?" or replies with instructions that relate to Linux. Many Linux Zealots know very little about the operation …
Perhaps 'Linux Zealot' launched into mind numbingly tedious technical explainations while he did the install. Perhaps grandma's PC bios detected the corrupt MBR and flashed a 'corrupt MBR' message on the screen. I don't want to add too much more explaination, as my art stands up to scrutiny on its merits alone.